The King of Clay 2026  

             

Caption Contest

 Novak battled the heat and Fonseca at Roland Garros.
What might he be thinking?

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"Sacre bleu!"
Real & fine athlete  5 Jun      2
"Urghh , (tele)fone ze ca(sualty) !"
Roi de Terre battue  5 Jun      1
""I'm not faking!! ... this time, I promise!""
CoachM  5 Jun      4
"See you soon in retirement Roger and Rafa!"
MattC123  5 Jun      4
"A French Press ?"
Volleyball  4 Jun      1
"Adrian !!!!"
clayton  4 Jun      1
"I can’t believe it I am supposed to be the goat will I ever break Margaret’s record "
Scoop  4 Jun      1
"I ducked to the left and he punched me in the left eye, I ducked to the right and he got me on my right eye, and now I can’t see straight…."
Drop Shot  4 Jun      2
"I was in the bar just having a quiet beer with Rafa and Roger. Then John McEnroe comes over with this huge bottle of Kentucky bourbon ...."
Mopsy & Popsy  4 Jun      2
"Do you want heat or Fonseca? I don't want any, I wanna go home 😩"
JinJean  3 Jun      2
"Where am I, who am I, is there life on Mars ?"
RobbieLaver  3 Jun      2
"20% Sweat, 80% Regret!"
JF1  3 Jun      2
"I used to be the Road Runner now I am the Coyote"
Rach  3 Jun      4
"Song sung blue Weeping like a willow Song sung blue Sleeping on my pillow One more slam Who gives a dam? This kid is quick Gets on my wick The joker's poked... "
Boris  3 Jun      5
"Running after these teenagers is giving me a headache."
SliceAndDice  3 Jun      1
"God sHave me! "
chopperchowmein  3 Jun      2
"Forget the fifth set. I'm not sure I'm surviving this change of ends."
Pumpkinface  2 Jun      2
"cold chops for dinner please"
ANGLOKIWI  2 Jun      1
"I'm Meeelltttiiinnnggg. HELP!"
Emily-Rose  2 Jun      1
"Gooood night"
mintyfresh  2 Jun      2
"My Dad told me to retire last year, why didn't I listen to him!!!!"
Nancy Jenkins  2 Jun      1
"How did Rafa win 14 of these..."
F1NN  2 Jun      3
"The heat is no Djoke"
Clayboy Carti  2 Jun      4
"Paris was hot. Novak was not."
Aceyainz  2 Jun      7
"Tim Payne is coming for me….ugggh!"
Vic  2 Jun      3
"sacred blieu"
dandevito  2 Jun      2
"Not too bad"
Azatasi  2 Jun      1
"Elder millennials everywhere after briefly feeling athletic again"
Errr-ick  2 Jun      5
"The headache after a Brizzillian"
Kace  2 Jun      4
"Man im certainly feeling "the blues" after that loss"
hainsey  2 Jun      3
"If this is how good brazillians are! never going to face them again..."
Alex thomas  2 Jun      1
"If that is what getting a Brazillian feels like, I never want another one!"
Tommo  1 Jun      15
"I’ve been grand slammed by a kid!!—Again"
Doobs  1 Jun      4

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